Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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