Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We need to get me chipped asap
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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