I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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