i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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