As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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