Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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