im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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