the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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