I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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