you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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