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That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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