The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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