well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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