new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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