Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
