Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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