This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Randomize
