It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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