we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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