is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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