did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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