Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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