he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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