Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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