Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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