And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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