I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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