if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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