my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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