Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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