porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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