I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
