How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
