i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
