Three words: puerto rican gang bang
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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