new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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