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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life

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(323): View more from California

No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.

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(850): View more from Florida

I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity

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(707): View more from California

Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.

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(206): View more from Washington

She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.

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(954): View more from Florida

What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?

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I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever

(509): View more from Washington

You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.

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