And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
