never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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