So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Randomize