Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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