Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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