I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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