are you so shy because you have an std?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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