hotel room ftw
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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