I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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