love makes seman taste better
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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