that's an acceptable place to lick
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
