the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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