A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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