I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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