somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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