fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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