p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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