I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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