Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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