nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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