I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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