She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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